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After a very long silence, The Honourable has decided to speak about the political brouhaha going on in Rivers state,Hear him : I am in perfect simulacrum with you Mr Governor that there is indeed no quarrel between you and Mr President but you won't deny the existence of a state of political roforofoism and the difference between the two is one of a tweedledum and tweedledee.... Would like hear the asseverations of my friends on the political malodorous saga that is putrescently cocooning Rivers State,just now and thus precipitously corralling it into an eschewable socio-politico asphyxia... Source: https://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/PatrickObahiagbon?fref=ts

Turns out Vast having cancer is an old gist. We heard about it when the cancer was already gone. Cos, according to Vast, he is totally healed now, the cancer was a baby one. Great news, guys. Here's what Vast posted on his Facebook page yesterday. It reads: I want to say a very big thank u to all..and I want u to know that am totally healed..it was a baby cancer so am lucky..watch out for temperature video today or tomorrow. You see how good I look..God bless u all. SOURCE

So lovely.

Nigeria’s richest pastor and self-styled bishop, David Oyedepo, has made a glistening addition to his business empire by floating an airline called Dominion Air.

An Abuja High Court this afternoon ruled that President Jonathan is eligible to contest in the 2015 presidential election, if he wants to. A lawyer, Mr Cyriacus Njoku had filed a suit challenging the president’s eligibility to contest in 2015.

A 13-year old Junior Secondary School, JSS3 pupil, (name withheld) has confessed that an average of eight men slept with her daily in a hotel in Sango Ota, Ogun State, Southwest Nigeria after she was forced into prostitution.

Manchester United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson , has announced his decision to retire at the end of the season. The 71 year old who became Man U manager in 1986, will bow out after Man U meets West Bromwich Albion on May 19th and will join the football club board as director & ambassador.